£99 · Written audit · Delivered within 48 hours
Two pages. No sales pitch.
A written audit of your site.
Free audits are how agencies get a foot in the door. Ours is a different foot, and it has a price. £99, two pages written by hand, delivered as a PDF within 48 hours. Specific, honest, prioritised. If it's not worth the money, we'll refund it before you ask.
What we check
Eight axes. Specific findings. Ranked by what's actually costing you money.
What lands in your inbox
A two-page PDF. Ranked. Honest.
Page 1 — Priority findings
The three to five things most worth fixing first, ranked by estimated commercial impact. Specific. Not 'improve mobile speed' — 'compress the hero image from 2.1MB to under 200KB, saves 1.4s on 4G'.
Page 2 — Supporting detail
Everything we checked across the eight axes, flagged as pass / warn / fail, with a one-line explanation for anything that failed. You can fix it yourself, hand it to a developer, or give it back to us.
Live Lighthouse score + PageSpeed export
Actual Google data, dated and saved. Sent as a PDF alongside the written report so the numbers are yours to keep.
A thirty-minute loom walkthrough
Async video — we record, you watch whenever. Walks you through the report so you actually understand the findings instead of nodding at a list.
Who this is for
Honest about fit.
→ Who it's for
- ●You have a site and you're not sure if it's doing its job
- ●You're being quoted £2,000+ for a rebuild and want a second opinion first
- ●You've been running ads with no idea if the site is the bottleneck
- ●You're changing agencies and want an independent scorecard
→ Who it isn't for
- ●You don't have a site yet (start with Essential £349 instead)
- ●You want a generic SEO 'audit' with boilerplate copy
- ●You're expecting us to guarantee specific ranking outcomes
- ●You want a sales call — this is written work, delivered as PDF
Order your audit
£99 · One-off · 48 hours.
Five fields, one payment. The audit lands in your inbox within 48 hours of the payment clearing — weekdays. Refund on request if it's not worth the money.